Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Dead Animals, Dead Presidents

$$$ BAG!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Quote of the Day!

The funniest shit ever... I was joking about cheating on my sociology mid-term this morning and then I read this on one of my students juice box...

"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud" - Sophocies

I will earn my grade with honor!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Liberty is featured on Ed Lover's Twitter page!

My daughter Liberty is being featured on radio personality and founder of "C'mon Son!" Ed Lover's Twitter Avatar.

Check out the link below...

www.twitter.com/MrEdLover

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Implicit: Yikkeess! (Tim Duncan) T-shirt

Yikkeess! T-shirt by Implicit. Ladies make sure you have yours... ONLY $15

Crew neck sweaters available also $35

www.ImplicitBrand.com

Perfectly compliment your Nike Tim Duncan Foamposites!!!

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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Facebook Friends... How Many of us Have Them? Lol

The funniest shit this far... Sometimes you have to put the "sneaky salmons" on blast!!!


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Friday, September 23, 2011

Quote of the Day!

"Real friends are suppose to have the same enemies, too many people got this loyalty shit fucked up." - Trent Lee

This quote doesn't just only apply to real friends but to family/relatives also.

What happened to Loyalty?!?!? If you don't fuck with someone then I don't fuck with them either... SIMPLE No questions asked NO explanations needed!

People are so disloyal to the point you can stop speaking to someone then next week one of your relatives brings them over for Sunday dinner... How cool are we?


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Friday, September 16, 2011

Quote of the Day!

"The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal"

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Only in New York... Grandma's Rip the Runway!

I couldn't get close enough to get a decent picture, but this woman is about 70. Doing the damn thing... Can't be mad at her. Putting a lot of young girls to shame. I'm sure if you been around the eastside lately you've run into her and her friend.

I can't knock her. If you got it flaunt... Play baby! Lol

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Fade to Black...

Before my morning run, earlier today gathering my thoughts.


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Sunday, August 7, 2011

My "Fake" Smile...

Lol...

That's that yeah I know, you know smile... :-*

Even the "fake" smile melts hearts ;-p


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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Quote of the Day/Advice for the Ladies!!!

"Men like head, NOT HEADACHES!!!" - @LovePERFECTION

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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Ice Island Drifting to Newfoundland... Is the World Ending?


It couldn't even be labeled an Iceberg. This dazzling white ice island five kilometres long and alive with mountains, valleys, brooks, waterfalls, ponds and seals that drifted to Newfoundland is a chunk of the Petermann ice mass that unexpectedly snapped off a Greenland glacier last August. The "Berg" is approximately 3 miles long and 2.8 miles wide.

“I’ve seen icebergs before but this was unreal. It looked like something that shouldn’t be there,” the 52-year-old fisher said Monday from his home in Port Hope Simpson, Labrador.


Here is some video footage so you can better grasp how massive the Ice Island is...

Friday, July 29, 2011

When a Girl gets a Dick Pic...

When a girl get a dick pic...

Guys think their reaction is like this:
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But really it’s like this:
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Or I’m just like this:

 Sent via   - fashionssareus

Battle of the Homer Simpson "Va Jay Jay" (Vagina Tattoo)

Earlier in January of this year I posted a picture of a female "Private Parts" that features a tattoo of Homer Simpson. This is one of my most visited post.  If you GOOGLE search "Homer Simpson Tattoos" I come #3 which isn't bad at all!!!




Well someone has submitted another Homer "Va Jay Jay" pic... let me know which one you think is BEST!

It was so hard for me to decide so I'll let you be the judge... PLEASE COMMENT & LEAVE FEED BACK.

Here is the NEW SUBMISSION



I still can't figure out why any would want homer on their cooter lol

Monday, June 27, 2011

My Essie Manicure & Nike Terminator Hi


Essie nail Lacquer (NOT Polish) in the colors "Turquoise & Caicos" and "Jelly Apple" featuring french from Sinful colors nail art in "Me First" I kid you not this was a coincidence that the women's Terminators matched perfectly...


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Friday, June 24, 2011

Estelle - Break My Heart ft. Rick Ross (Music Video!!!)

Watch the new video here:

“Break My Heart”
Feat. Rick Ross



I love this record!!! I got to about 1min 10 seconds into the video and was like... ugh. Maybe I missed out so watch it all the way through other than that. I'll continue listening via my iPod.



The official "Break My Heart" video directed by Iren Sheffield. The video also features Omari Hardwick. 
"Break My Heart" is off of Estelle's new album "All of Me" - coming soon!

                                Visit http://www.estellemusic.com for more info on "All Of Me"

Download "Break My Heart" on iTunes: http://atlr.ec/jHGjSu
                

Early Bird Gets the Worm or Foams ;-P


I know I know... These are not being released until July, but when your connected to connects we can get you want you want. As you can see my boy Rafael "JUNE" Cardona (Formerly from Atlantic Records) now running the hip-hop department at Interscope got the "Nike Air ELECTRIC BLUE FOAMPOSITES Pro" way before its scheduled release date!

"Food for thought you do the dishes" ;-P

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Amber Rose Topless/Nude pictures of Nipple Piercings


Ok so you all have been asking for the nude picture of Amber Rose... Nothing crazy! Just a great body with some metal in them Yikkeess ;-p

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Drake has "TRUST ISSUES" Free music download!!! w/ Lyrics

"Did my own little thing using some other thing I did. You know." - Drake




Drake slows up the tempo on DJ Khaled's "I'm on One" for "Trust Issues" once again we get R&B Drake which is never a bad thing!


Drake's "Trust Issues" lyrics listed below... 




[Drake - Chorus]
All I care about is money and the city that I’m from
I’ma sip until I feel it, I’ma smoke it till it’s done
And I don’t really give a f-ck, and my excuse is that I’m young
And I’m only getting older so somebody shoulda told ya


I’m on one
Yeah, f-ck it, I’m on one
Yeah, I said I’m on one
F-ck it, I’m on one
A strong one


Two white cups and I got that drink
It could be purple, it could be pink
Depending on how you mix that shit
Money that we got, never get that shit


Cause I’m on one
F-ck it I’m on one
Oh yeah
Oh yeah


You know what I’m like, oh yes, oh yeah
Oh yes, Oh yeah
Oh yes, Oh yeah


You know what I’m sippin, I teach you how to mix it
But you’re the only one, cause I don’t trust these bitches
I don’t, I don’t trust these bitches
They might catch me slippin’
So you’re the only one, cause I don’t trust these bitches
They might, they might catch me slippin’ and put in something different
So your the only one


Cause I don’t trust these bitches
I don’t, I don’t trust these bitches
They might catch me slippin’
So you’re the only one


Oh Ooooh, trust issues
Oh Ooooh, trust issues
Oh Ooooh, trust issues
Oh Oooo ooooo ooh


Oh yeh, oh yeh
Lets call up I’m drinkin, lets all get wasted
I’m drinkin’, lets all get faded


Drizzy Drake, check me out
Coming live from the the muthaf-cking north side
Kick game, run game, run it real good
But never ever have my bitches sittin’ courtside
Same nigga that you knew way back when
You actin’ like it’s somebody you don’t know
Tell me how the f-ck we supposed to stay friends
When you got a bunch of feelings that you don’t show
I can tell, I can tell, I can tell certain people don’t like me no more
New shit don’t excite me no more
Guess they don’t really make ‘em like me no more
Uh, you can look me in my eyes and see I aint myself
Cause if ya what I created than I hate myself
But still, let them girls in,
And tell em all leave their cell phones on the table where we see ‘em
I’m all day with it man, AM to the PM
Niggas hatin’, I just wish they would say it when I see em all


Thats that shit that drives me crazy
And it’s all that I’ve been gettin’ lately
And it’s probably why I’m scared to put the time in
Women wanna f-ck t like they’re me and I’m them
Looking for some things that I think I can find in you, in you


Oh Ooooh, trust issues
Oh Ooooh, trust issues
Oh Ooooh, trust issues
Oh Oooo ooooo oh


Oh yeh, oh yeh
Lets call up I’m drinkin, lets all get wasted
I’m drinkin’, lets all get faded
Oh yeh, oh yeh
call up I’m drinkin, lets call up



Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Man they tryna' to buy some Gucci, I'm tryna' to buy the mall" - 50cent

There is a major difference between being WEALTHY and RICH. Which side of the fence are you striving to be on... if any side?!?!?


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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Legs for Days!!!

That I do have... ;-P

Running every morning has paid off. My legs are toning up nicely.

Not to mention my cupcakes ;-P remember somebody used to call me White Castle buns... Lmfaooo "NOT I said the cat" in my little cousin Errul's voice.

Cheers to healthy living!!!



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Monday, May 23, 2011

The Cost of Higher Living

Duffle bags under my eyes due to lack of sleep. Hair frizzy as a poodle from the rain... Still beautiful shining in my own light... And guess what?!?!?

My Spring '11 semester is officially OVER!!! Handed in my last research paper for my law intensive writing course, took my last final... Now I can PARTY! At least until June 3rd I'm still debating if I'm going to enroll in a summer course.

The sad part is all I really want to do is sleep!
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Lady Gaga Inspired HOT MESS... Yeah She Going HAM!!!


So they just said "Fuck the $10 dresses" Saran wrap is way more cost efficient? 

Who ok'd this?!?!?! and "why would she come out looking a hot mess doe" (in my Aunt's Charlette's voice) we could talk about this disaster for weeks.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Amber Rose King Magazine Cover & BTS Footage July/Aug 2011 Issue

Amber always pulls off a flawless shoot... definitely PLATINUM CERTIFIED!



Check out the BTS footage below (Behind The Scenes)




The Women of King issue hits newsstands on May 31st.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

YOBi feat. Maino - "Painful War" Official Video


I saw YOBI perform her single "Painful War" at the Hot 97's "Who's Up Next" show last month. It was her first performance ever and even w/ a mic malfunction she was OK. A little nervous maybe but her energy was good.

Check out more from YOBi at www.yobimusic.com

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

New Brian Atwood Shoes

I live for color & these brian atwood's are to die for!!! I need these added to my collection aSAP!

the "Claudette" Studded Multicolor Cutout Pump


 $790 available online at Neiman Marcus



The "Harris" Platform Pump


Strips of bronze, gold and silver leather wrap the platform and heel of a peep-toe pump fashioned from mirror-finished patent leather.

$930 available online at Nordstrom


Maniac Metallic Pump in Rose Gold

$595 available online at Bergdorf Goodman

I know these are your typical Gucci, Fendi, Pradas we like to wear the unknown we set trends not follow them!






Thursday, April 14, 2011

Durex XXL Condoms Campaign

This are funny prints for the Durex XXL condoms campaign. I’m not sure if all the prints are from the same campaign, but they are really humorous.





Now fellas don't go running out to purchase these if you really don't SIZE UP. It's more embarrassing that your sporting a baggy condom. Your just drawing more attention to the fact that your not packing in that department.  We will laugh at you later and tell our girls about your "wardrobe malfunction". So think twice before purchasing that gold wrapper or the new Durex XXL.

Ladies remember BIGGER isn't always BETTER. If he has the right equipment but never read the manual on how to make it "function properly' its pretty much pointless. 

REMEMBER SAFE SEX IS THE BEST SEX!!!!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Lamborghini Ankonian Concept Car

I'm in love with this car and it's only a concept scheduled to be released in 2016. I was searching for any animated video to see how the doors open etc but was unable to find anything. I guess we'll just have to wait until its actually for sale.





Slavche Tanevsky, the designer of Lamborghini Madura, designs again the latest Lamborghini sports car, called the Lamborghini Ankonian.
Lamborghini Ankonian form is unique like adopting design of silhouette. However, Tanevsky claimed Lamborghini Ankonian as the future sports car.
Unique aspects visible on the front and rear of the sports car. Lamborghini Ankonian like using a shield to protect the car.
As reported by autoevolution, on Tuesday (March 15, 2011) to complete the project, Lamborghini Reventon is inspired from Ankonian.
This car has a grim appearance with a combination of gray, dark and dull black. Slavche Tanevsky admitted getting the support of the Lamborghini and Audi designers when modeling clay.
Lamborghini Ankonian has surprising design. Therefore, it will leave the design of the car headlights on most cars. This sports car will have very thin OLED and embedded in the front of car.
The same principle also applied at the back that looks like an alien with two large exhaust.
This design finished by Tanevsky in 2008, and by Chief Designer Lamborghini, this model was selected as the best 3 great designs. If there is no obstacle and Lamborghini agree to produce, then we could see the Lamborghini Ankonian in 2016.

Victoria Beckham & the New Range Rover Evoque SUV Coupe 2011



Land Rover is celebrating its Range Rover’s 40th anniversary with the unveiling of the brand new Range Rover Evoque, an all-new coupe SUV that will join the Range Rover and Range Rover Sport line-up in the summer of 2011.

The new Evoque will be the smallest, lightest, and most fuel efficient Range Rover ever produced. Customers have a choice of both a 4WD and a 2WD version, with a sub 130g/km CO2 demonstrating the Range Rover brand’s commitment to environmental sustainability.

The Range Rover Evoque will be powered by a new 2.0-liter Si4 turbocharged engine that combines direct fuel injection and twin variable valve timing. Customers will have to choose from three trim levels: Pure, Prestige, and Dynamic. Depending on the model, Evoque will come standard with: unique 19-inch wheels and sparkling metallic details, premium leather, twin-needle stitching and real wood and metal finishes, unique bumpers, sills, grille and tailpipes for a more assertive, confident stance, perforated leather seats and unique sports detailing. The new Evoque will go on sale in the fall of 2011.

The good thing is though, the car looks exactly the same as the LRX concept and in 2-door format it looks absolutely hot! There will also be a 5-door version. But Range Rover is apparently trying to make it a fashion item, since they’ve already partnered with VOGUE magazine to promote it, and even signed Victoria Beckham as their creative design executive!

Starting at ONLY $44,800 more than likely they will be all over NYC by the end of this year. Land Rover has not completely sold me yet. I wasn't a fan of the Range Rover sport. I thought it was too small for my taste. I like my "items" BIG ;-P I still want the supercharged HSE. I'll have to wait until I see it up close and personal.






Amber Rose Pierced her Nipples.... Yikkeess!!!




Even with the temperatures feeling like winter during spring Amber Rose didn't seemed the least bit cold in her sleeveless Peach skin tight dress showing off her new pierced nipples.