Woman of the Future... Fatter & Shorter

Well, here's a self-confidence booster -- you're not short and fat, you're just highly evolved.

According to a study by Yale researchers, humans are still evolving, and women are evolving to become shorter and fatter. It is estimated that in 10 generations, women will be two centimeters shorter, weigh one kilogram (around 2.5 lbs.) more, and look back and wonder what kind of freakish monster Angelina Jolie was. ("What are these jeans called 'long' from the Gap?)

But we won't just be jolly little trolls, we'll also be healthier, with the study expecting women to have lower cholesterol and better heart health, start menopause later, and have more children earlier in life. The study observed over 2,000 medical histories from Framingham Heart Studies in Massachusetts. Shorter, heavier women have more children, who also grow up to be shorter and heavier.

Let's also not forget that in addition to shrinking downward while expanding outward, we'll all also have super-hot faces. Short, fat, healthy and hot. Totally awesome.

Pixie dust Make-up Tutorial

Not sure how useful this will be for many of you... but I thought the eyelashes were cute.

Offensive?

This is a Halloween costume that was pulled off of Target store shelves. The costume is an Alien wearing an orange jail costume with "ILLEGAL ALIEN" going across the chest. He also come with a "GREEN CARD".

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Reflecting on my Reflection

Always looking up and never back...
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Only in New York... Lol

I was just walking down 3rd avenue and started dying laughing. I have no idea what he was trying to do. It seems as if he was trying to catch one of the pigeons. The birds weren't having it when he interrupted their meal.

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This is Why Your Child Should Never be Unattended

Wow is all I have to say... Im sorry but I wouldve gotten run over by the train. She didnt even think to jump in... Thank goodness the baby survived.

Ugh... the Weather

The weather will be wet & soggy for the rest weekend hope your prepared. Try to dress comfortable and stay as dry as possible. You can get like me... Hunter wellies, some 6126 leggings, a button down, and your good to go!

They Get it From their DADDY!!! Natural Freestylers

These girls were born musically inclined. A natural talent from their father. Check out Dream & Liberty freestyle in the back of a hot ass car as they state lol. I don't know many rappers who can do this!!!

2 Step

I get a lot of compliments when I pull these out... Nothing major but I make'em look Mmmhmmm Good! Not to mention they are comfy as... Yikkess!

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Ready to Roll...

A part of the infamous Blackberry chronicle files... Lol taking a quick picture before I head out for a drive.

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Amber Rose Elle Magazine Photo Shoot

Amber Rose was styled by her boyfriend Kanye West for this shoot.

Behind the Scenes at CoCo's Playboy Photo Shoot (NUDE)

CoCo Ice T's wife behind the scenes footage... in the FLESH.

Jamie Foxx performs "Blame it on the Apple Juice" @ Jay leno's Show

A cute kiddie rendition of Blame it on the Alcohol

Digital Photography Class: Photoshoot #1

I know I've been a little late with the updates but I have been extremely busy with school full time, work (two jobs), I have been styling several clients on a regular, and don't forget I'm a full time mother. I did this shoot in my digital photography class. NO... I'm not trying to be a photographer. I'm just a good looking woman w/ a GREAT camera and a vision for everything and anything. This class is actually a requirement for a course I'm taking. We were playing around with the lighting. I wasn't suppose to shoot. I was actually one of the models that day. While getting the lighting in order. I took a couple "test shots" that came out.... Well I'll let you be the judge. :o)