}DO make sure you always wear underwear. The people you meet on the way up the ladder will be checking.
}DON'T sleep with your boss unless you're already married to him.
}DO remember that men are like mattress salesmen-they'll say anything to get you into their beds.
}DO leave something to the imagination when getting dressed-unless you're visiting your gynecologist.
}DON'T be afraid to ask for anesthesia. I get put under for a pedicure.
}DO always carry a small sledgehammer in your purse in case you hit the glass ceiling.
}DO remember that the reason celebs look so young is that they travel with their own lighting crew.
}DON'T smoke. (Even if its after the best sex you've ever had.)
You have to love Joan for being so BLUNT!!!
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