Shelina inc. Has been keeping HATERS employed for over 26 years and counting. My corporation is now again expanding so I am currently accepting applications. Competative pay rates... based on experience. Please submit a resume with cover letter and annual salary requirements in the comment below. NO experience is Necessary to apply. HATERS from all backgrounds are welcomed with "High Fives"
This job is 24/7 if you can't invest your ALL... please do not apply.
RESPONSIBILITIES
-Must be PHONY, FULL of SHIT, ENVIOUS, JEALOUS, BITTER, RESENTFUL... ALL THE QUALIFICATION YOU NATURALLY HAVE.
-Must be able to HATE a soon as a person back is turn and capable of smiling in their face when they are looking at you.
-Must be a SPOON. Meaning you love stirring up BULLSHIT because DUH your a HATER!
REQUIRED SKILLS
- The ability to HATE for no reason a MUST
- 1 day experience being a HATER but not mandatory
- Excellent wording of HATEFUL phrases and quotes.
- Strong verbal and written communication skills.
FAVORITE HATE PHRASES (that you must use at all times)
"I can't stand her/him"
"She/he think she is all of that"
"I HATE that bitch/ni99a"
"Oh because she/he has a car she/he is cute?"
"I hate her/him because such and such likes him/her and I want them"
"Her/his shoes are NOT that hot"
"Her hair is FAKE"
"Yeah you know his/her baby father/mother wants me"
"She/he is only cute because they mixed"
"They only sweat him/her because she is Spanish"
"I'm going to attempt to make a blog like hers/his talk about her/him in my blog subliminally"
"Oh her hair does not look HOT blonde, watch me go light and be a better blonde" LmFLYao
The list could go on forever
Just apply for the job... tell them SHELINA sent you... TRUST you come highly recommended! If you know someone who qualifies for the job... PLEASE foward them this post... Yiikkeess
Or better yet GIVE'em A HIGH FIVE!!! LOL
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